When you adjust your bra to the end of the elastic adjuster thingy and some key players still have the gall to drift out of their assigned coverage zones is it:
A. Time to get a new bra?
B. Time to inquire about the buy one get one free special advertised by the reputable plastic surgeon in the strip mall?
C. Time to go all Woodstock and forget the whole thing?
D. Time to stop oversharing on one’s blog?
This never happened to me. It just happened to my friend once. I’m asking for my friend.